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Sawney Beane
11-28-2005, 08:30 AM
Dawn wrote:
>
> >
> >Congratulations, Alien! The Department of Homeland Security has
> >tricked you into visiting their fake Pledge page. You didn't think
> >they'd tell you the real words, did you? Now you have cookies. The
> >FBI will be able to track you.
>
> At last she has something to spread the Stinking Bishop on.

How would you know about that? Where were you last February 6?
Can anyone vouch for your alibi?

Dawn
11-30-2005, 01:47 AM
On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 03:13:50 -0500, Sawney Beane
<beadleXX@qwickconnect.net> wrote:

>
>
>Dawn wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >Congratulations, Alien! The Department of Homeland Security has
>> >tricked you into visiting their fake Pledge page. You didn't think
>> >they'd tell you the real words, did you? Now you have cookies. The
>> >FBI will be able to track you.
>>
>> At last she has something to spread the Stinking Bishop on.
>
>How would you know about that? Where were you last February 6?
>Can anyone vouch for your alibi?
I read the post in the other group, the cooking one.
I don't know where I was Feb 6th, what happened that day?

Sawney Beane
11-30-2005, 12:25 PM
Dawn wrote:
>
> On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 03:13:50 -0500, Sawney Beane
> <beadleXX@qwickconnect.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >Dawn wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >Congratulations, Alien! The Department of Homeland Security has
> >> >tricked you into visiting their fake Pledge page. You didn't think
> >> >they'd tell you the real words, did you? Now you have cookies. The
> >> >FBI will be able to track you.
> >>
> >> At last she has something to spread the Stinking Bishop on.
> >
> >How would you know about that? Where were you last February 6?
> >Can anyone vouch for your alibi?
> I read the post in the other group, the cooking one.
> I don't know where I was Feb 6th, what happened that day?

Superbowl Sunday. A bishop took advantage of my party to walk in,
stink up my bathroom, and run away. I see you have no alibi. Coincidence?

Dawn
12-01-2005, 01:06 AM
On Tue, 29 Nov 2005 21:57:28 -0500, Sawney Beane
<beadleXX@qwickconnect.net> wrote:

>Dawn wrote:
>>
>> On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 03:13:50 -0500, Sawney Beane
>> <beadleXX@qwickconnect.net> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >Dawn wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >Congratulations, Alien! The Department of Homeland Security has
>> >> >tricked you into visiting their fake Pledge page. You didn't think
>> >> >they'd tell you the real words, did you? Now you have cookies. The
>> >> >FBI will be able to track you.
>> >>
>> >> At last she has something to spread the Stinking Bishop on.
>> >
>> >How would you know about that? Where were you last February 6?
>> >Can anyone vouch for your alibi?
>> I read the post in the other group, the cooking one.
>> I don't know where I was Feb 6th, what happened that day?
>
>Superbowl Sunday. A bishop took advantage of my party to walk in,
>stink up my bathroom, and run away. I see you have no alibi. Coincidence?
lol.
I think now could be a good time for a thread on how to freshen the
bathroom air.

kara849@webtv.net
12-03-2005, 09:01 AM
>>Superbowl Sunday. A bishop took
>>advantage of my party to walk in, stink
>>up my bathroom, and run away. I see
>>you have no alibi. Coincidence? lol.


>I think now could be a good time for a
>thread on how to freshen the bathroom
>air.


There was a thread about it in rec.games.chess.misc.

Sawney Beane
12-03-2005, 08:48 PM
kara849@webtv.net wrote:
>
> >>Superbowl Sunday. A bishop took
> >>advantage of my party to walk in, stink
> >>up my bathroom, and run away. I see
> >>you have no alibi. Coincidence? lol.
>
> >I think now could be a good time for a
> >thread on how to freshen the bathroom
> >air.
>
> There was a thread about it in rec.games.chess.misc.

About stinking bishops? I'd always been told rooks smelled worse.

Mrs Bonk
12-04-2005, 01:03 AM
Dawn wrote:
> On Sun, 27 Nov 2005 13:00:50 -0500, Sawney Beane
> <beadleXX@qwickconnect.net> wrote:
>
>> Mrs Bonk wrote:
>>>
>>> Sawney Beane wrote:
>>>> Mrs Bonk wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Sawney Beane wrote:
>>>>>> Mrs Bonk wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Sawney Beane wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> If you *weren't* an alien you would have recited the Pledge by
>>>>>>>>>> now. Anyone with half a brain would agree with me on that.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> So you call on Choreboy to back you up? It won't work dear.
>>>>>>>>> Here we go:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Keep your wood furniture less dusty, longer!"
>>>>>>>>> "It's NOT just for Wood Anymore"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I wonder why you chose the third verse. Could it be because aliens
>>>>>>>> can't stand to say, "ONE NATION UNDER GOD?"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I chose randomly. I thought the third verse was something about
>>>>>>> sealing the pouch after use to keep moisture in. That may have been
>>>>>>> on the multi surface page. Where does it say about God? I haven't
>>>>>>> managed to find that bit.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Anybody but an alien would know the Pledge says God is invisible.
>>>>>
>>>>> I am unable to sleep because of your post. I have searched the site
>>>>> twice but can find no evidence of those words.
>>>>> Did I read somewhere about the high risk of a cannibal going insane
>>>>> because of the diet?
>>>>
>>>> ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INVISIBLE. You aliens probably think all
>>>> Americans are insane cannibals.
>>>
>>> I cannot find it. Please point me to the page on the site where it is
>>> written lest I go bonkers looking http://www.pledge.com/
>>
>> Congratulations, Alien! The Department of Homeland Security has
>> tricked you into visiting their fake Pledge page. You didn't think
>> they'd tell you the real words, did you? Now you have cookies. The
>> FBI will be able to track you.
>
> At last she has something to spread the Stinking Bishop on.

Do you know Dawn, I swear the smell is still lingering around my coat stand.