Laundering sweatshirt

[tomkanpa]

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "Go SEAHAWKS."
"Use Hot Water, A box of Tide and Four Cups Bleach."

[Mrs Bonk]

tomkanpa wrote:
> One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
> Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
> setting do I use on the washing machine?"
> "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
> He yelled back, "Go SEAHAWKS."
> "Use Hot Water, A box of Tide and Four Cups Bleach."

I always thought you to be a male or are you one of these new fangled gay
marriage types?

[Sawney Beane]

Mrs Bonk wrote:
>
> tomkanpa wrote:
> > One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
> > Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
> > setting do I use on the washing machine?"
> > "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
> > He yelled back, "Go SEAHAWKS."
> > "Use Hot Water, A box of Tide and Four Cups Bleach."
>
> I always thought you to be a male or are you one of these new fangled gay
> marriage types?

Letsplay.

[Mrs Bonk]

Sawney Beane wrote:
> Mrs Bonk wrote:
>>
>> tomkanpa wrote:
>>> One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
>>> Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
>>> setting do I use on the washing machine?"
>>> "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
>>> He yelled back, "Go SEAHAWKS."
>>> "Use Hot Water, A box of Tide and Four Cups Bleach."
>>
>> I always thought you to be a male or are you one of these new fangled gay
>> marriage types?
>
> Letsplay.

I beg your pardon?

[Sawney Beane]

Mrs Bonk wrote:
>
> Sawney Beane wrote:
> > Mrs Bonk wrote:
> >>
> >> tomkanpa wrote:
> >>> One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
> >>> Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
> >>> setting do I use on the washing machine?"
> >>> "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
> >>> He yelled back, "Go SEAHAWKS."
> >>> "Use Hot Water, A box of Tide and Four Cups Bleach."
> >>
> >> I always thought you to be a male or are you one of these new fangled gay
> >> marriage types?
> >
> > Letsplay.
>
> I beg your pardon?

Marcey, she's trying to embarrass me by misconstruing what I said.

Mrs. Bonk, Letsplay was a flight attendant who used to post here.
He and his husband liked to drink wine and wash Macintoshes in a
laundry sink.

[tomkanpa]

He and his husband liked to drink wine and wash Macintoshes in a
laundry sink.

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Computers or apples (the fruit)?

[Mrs Bonk]

Sawney Beane wrote:
> Mrs Bonk wrote:
>>
>> Sawney Beane wrote:
>>> Mrs Bonk wrote:
>>>>
>>>> tomkanpa wrote:
>>>>> One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
>>>>> sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he
>>>>> shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
>>>>> "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
>>>>> He yelled back, "Go SEAHAWKS."
>>>>> "Use Hot Water, A box of Tide and Four Cups Bleach."
>>>>
>>>> I always thought you to be a male or are you one of these new fangled
>>>> gay marriage types?
>>>
>>> Letsplay.
>>
>> I beg your pardon?
>
> Marcey, she's trying to embarrass me by misconstruing what I said.
>
> Mrs. Bonk, Letsplay was a flight attendant who used to post here.
> He and his husband liked to drink wine and wash Macintoshes in a
> laundry sink.

Marcey doesn't frighten me so you may as well leave her out of it.
I remember Cindi. She frequented Barbecue Bob's rabbit restaurant before
vanishing from Usenet.
Perhaps she had a bad case of food poisoning.

[Sawney Beane]

tomkanpa wrote:
>
> He and his husband liked to drink wine and wash Macintoshes in a
> laundry sink.
>
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>
> Computers or apples (the fruit)?


I agree, Letsplay is a fruit. I think they got the computer out of
a dumpster.