Sagen
10-26-2004, 09:48 PM
1 18 Dye your pool water blood red. Float a mannequin face-down in it.
2 14 Always put on a surgical mask when talking to them
3 14 Use a scythe to trim the lawn
4 10 Add red food coloring to sprinkler system
5 9 Decorate yard with headstones instead of statues
6 8 Train rats to take out the trash
7 6 Use body bags for yard clippings
8 5 Only enter and exit the house via windows
9 5 Place a "bloody" palm print just above your front doorknob
10 4 Change your apartment number to #666
11 4 Paint a window with a person holding binoculars on the side of your house
12 4 Re enact a different gruesome murder for them each night
13 3 Bury your old rug in the backyard at 3am in the rain
14 3 Chant in your yard every morning/night at 7:06
15 3 Goose step around your yard while signing Deutschland Uberalles
16 3 Knife Blade Windchime
17 3 Mow crop circles in your lawn
18 3 Paint a giant eyeball on your wall and deny it's existance when you talk
19 3 Start digging graves marked with your neighbours names placed beside them.
20 3 Tell them how all the other families that lived there died
21 2 Have Wiccan rituals on the front lawn.
22 2 Install a camera pointed in their window and project the result on the wall
23 2 Practice throwing knives at pictures of them glued on your fence
24 2 Stop wearing pants
25 1 Ask them if they would like to share your herpes with them
26 1 Introduce Salem to them - explain that she was recently deceased
27 1 Thank them by tossing unused Jehovah's Witnesses at them
28 0 Don't wear clothes inside your house, ever
29 -1 Make really loud sex noises while playing the computer's applause sound effect
30 -2 Instead of fuzzy dice, hang a dead chicken from your car's rear view mirror
31 -3 Ask them if they've heard the good news about Jesus
32 -3 Use "crow-friendly" landscaping
33 -4 Fill your front yard with cockroaches impaled on toothpicks
34 -4 Invite MAgeKhet to live there for a few weeks. The neighbors will move away.
35 -4 strip naked
36 -6 Place an upside-down crucifix in your front window
37 -6 Spray paint your backyard grass blood red.
38 -7 Fertilize the lawn with cat food
39 -8 Paint over your curb-side address with the numbers "666"
40 -10 Have Jarody come by every day with a full blood-soaked grocery bag
2 14 Always put on a surgical mask when talking to them
3 14 Use a scythe to trim the lawn
4 10 Add red food coloring to sprinkler system
5 9 Decorate yard with headstones instead of statues
6 8 Train rats to take out the trash
7 6 Use body bags for yard clippings
8 5 Only enter and exit the house via windows
9 5 Place a "bloody" palm print just above your front doorknob
10 4 Change your apartment number to #666
11 4 Paint a window with a person holding binoculars on the side of your house
12 4 Re enact a different gruesome murder for them each night
13 3 Bury your old rug in the backyard at 3am in the rain
14 3 Chant in your yard every morning/night at 7:06
15 3 Goose step around your yard while signing Deutschland Uberalles
16 3 Knife Blade Windchime
17 3 Mow crop circles in your lawn
18 3 Paint a giant eyeball on your wall and deny it's existance when you talk
19 3 Start digging graves marked with your neighbours names placed beside them.
20 3 Tell them how all the other families that lived there died
21 2 Have Wiccan rituals on the front lawn.
22 2 Install a camera pointed in their window and project the result on the wall
23 2 Practice throwing knives at pictures of them glued on your fence
24 2 Stop wearing pants
25 1 Ask them if they would like to share your herpes with them
26 1 Introduce Salem to them - explain that she was recently deceased
27 1 Thank them by tossing unused Jehovah's Witnesses at them
28 0 Don't wear clothes inside your house, ever
29 -1 Make really loud sex noises while playing the computer's applause sound effect
30 -2 Instead of fuzzy dice, hang a dead chicken from your car's rear view mirror
31 -3 Ask them if they've heard the good news about Jesus
32 -3 Use "crow-friendly" landscaping
33 -4 Fill your front yard with cockroaches impaled on toothpicks
34 -4 Invite MAgeKhet to live there for a few weeks. The neighbors will move away.
35 -4 strip naked
36 -6 Place an upside-down crucifix in your front window
37 -6 Spray paint your backyard grass blood red.
38 -7 Fertilize the lawn with cat food
39 -8 Paint over your curb-side address with the numbers "666"
40 -10 Have Jarody come by every day with a full blood-soaked grocery bag