TheWitch
06-06-2005, 11:26 AM
"The Magically Delicious Mr. Hole" <holefamily1@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:3061-3F281B56-108@storefull-2336.public.lawson.webtv.net...
> God, how I hate cutting the lawn. Its every two weeks now, and my lawn
> wouldn't look so bad if Lawnman, across the street wasn't out there
> every third day, down on his hands and knees trimming each and every
> stinking blade of grass with a pair of teeny tiny scissors. I swear he'd
> be out there each and every night making sweet love to his lawn if he
> didn't already have 3 womyn in his house, ala wife and 2 daughters to
> have sex with.
>
> <snip>
>
> Last time I was out there there was a network of tunnels all around the
> area surrounding the shed. How am I supposed to get in the shed? That's
> where I keep the lawn mower. I just bought that lawn mower after the
> last one died, if I relinquish control of the shed to the skunks I'll
> have to purchase a new one bringing my total mower count for the year to
> three! NOT FAIR.
Dear Mr. Hole,
YOU ARE A PUSSY!
That being said, you have your choice of either doing as LisaB suggested
or taking the time to let the skunks get used to you. They won't spray you
if they don't feel threatened by you. i.e., if you take the time to let
them see
you from a distance and gradually move in closer, you can happily co-exist
with them.
--
TheWitch
p.s. YOU ARE A PUSSY!
news:3061-3F281B56-108@storefull-2336.public.lawson.webtv.net...
> God, how I hate cutting the lawn. Its every two weeks now, and my lawn
> wouldn't look so bad if Lawnman, across the street wasn't out there
> every third day, down on his hands and knees trimming each and every
> stinking blade of grass with a pair of teeny tiny scissors. I swear he'd
> be out there each and every night making sweet love to his lawn if he
> didn't already have 3 womyn in his house, ala wife and 2 daughters to
> have sex with.
>
> <snip>
>
> Last time I was out there there was a network of tunnels all around the
> area surrounding the shed. How am I supposed to get in the shed? That's
> where I keep the lawn mower. I just bought that lawn mower after the
> last one died, if I relinquish control of the shed to the skunks I'll
> have to purchase a new one bringing my total mower count for the year to
> three! NOT FAIR.
Dear Mr. Hole,
YOU ARE A PUSSY!
That being said, you have your choice of either doing as LisaB suggested
or taking the time to let the skunks get used to you. They won't spray you
if they don't feel threatened by you. i.e., if you take the time to let
them see
you from a distance and gradually move in closer, you can happily co-exist
with them.
--
TheWitch
p.s. YOU ARE A PUSSY!