Re: Someone Changed the Rules!

[DrClean]

What Rule???
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"The Ranger" <cuhulain__98@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> I was arguing with my MIL about Chores Domestique last night and learned
to
> my utter amazement that I've been doing laundry all wrong, my Sainted
Mother
> did it wrong, and The Matriarch did it wrong... And just like fait
accompli,
> the red shirts bled into the pinks in this morning's batch of laundry; so
I
> now have a set of the daughter-units' blouses that are no longer pastel
pink
> but a vibrant red.
>
> When the HECK did this rule become the status quo? And why wasn't I given
> the memo!?
>
> The Ranger
> --
> "Grits are akin to Elmer Paste with less flavor and more sand."
>
>

[The Ranger]

DrClean <Admin@DrClean.co.uk> asked in message
news:beofu1$f6p$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk after I lamented...
> > I was arguing with my MIL about Chores Domestique last night
> > and learned to my utter amazement that I've been doing laundry
> > all wrong, my Sainted Mother did it wrong, and The Matriarch
> > did it wrong... And just like fait accompli, the red shirts bled into
> > the pinks in this morning's batch of laundry; so I now have a set
> > of the daughter-units' blouses that are no longer pastel pink but
> > a vibrant red.
> >
> > When the HECK did this rule become the status quo? And why
> > wasn't I given the memo!?
> >
> What Rule???

That one should /*NEVER*/ [unless one wishes for a visit by the Guy With A
Goatee and Pitchfork, wherein he unleashes his hordes of imps and gremlins
to reek devilishly ingenious mischief upon your laundry] wash reds and pinks
together.

The Ranger

[DrClean]

"The Ranger" <cuhulain__98@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> DrClean <Admin@DrClean.co.uk> asked in message
> news:beofu1$f6p$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk after I lamented...
> > > I was arguing with my MIL about Chores Domestique last night
> > > and learned to my utter amazement that I've been doing laundry
> > > all wrong, my Sainted Mother did it wrong, and The Matriarch
> > > did it wrong... And just like fait accompli, the red shirts bled into
> > > the pinks in this morning's batch of laundry; so I now have a set
> > > of the daughter-units' blouses that are no longer pastel pink but
> > > a vibrant red.
> > >
> > > When the HECK did this rule become the status quo? And why
> > > wasn't I given the memo!?
> > >
> > What Rule???
>
> That one should /*NEVER*/ [unless one wishes for a visit by the Guy With A
> Goatee and Pitchfork, wherein he unleashes his hordes of imps and gremlins
> to reek devilishly ingenious mischief upon your laundry] wash reds and
pinks
> together.
>
> The Ranger
>
>
But that would mean agreeing with the rule (which I do) so who's changed it?
(Actually I always say never wash reds with anything).
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