Re: Genuinely menacing

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jamesretief@verizon.net (e) went:

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>>"Barbecue Bob" <bunny@nospam.com> wrote in message
>>news:bunny-737EF8.00222819112003@corp-radius.supernews.com...
>>> In article <8f036b1e.0311181614.e207564@posting.google.com>,
>>> popragout@hotmail.com (Ragout) wrote:
>>>
>>> > "Nodffellowt" <nodfellow1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> > news:<bpd5ss$eoa$1@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>>> >
>>> > > It's impractical to share a furry toilet seat due to careless wee-wee
>>> > > winkles. Far better to invest in a decent seat, preferably a glow in
>>the
>>> > > dark model. Fortunately, we live in an age where technology is
>>advancing
>>> > > rapidly and they're not that expensive nowadays. The newer style is
>>> > > Strontium Aluminate with Europium as an activator and that powder is
>>> > > embedded into the toilet seats.
>>>
>>> We mix that stuff in salt licks for the deer, the antelope, and the
>>> varmints. It makes them easy to shoot at night. We use the hides for
>>> furry, glowing toilet seats. They're very popular in Beverly Hills.
>>> >
>>> > These new fangled toilet seats are all very well but what about their
>>> > cleaning? How do they take to a drop of bleach or a good scrub with a
>>> > dab of Ajax?
>>> > I really don't know what our Grandmothers would have made of all this.
>>> > Ragout
>>>
>>> Our grannies preferred the kind that could be snapped off the hinges,
>>> run through the washing machine, and hung out on the line. That's the
>>> kind we use in my restaurants. To keep the seats clean, we don't put
>>> them back on. With our generous servings of beverages and the cozy
>>> lighting in our restrooms, our customers have yet to notice the absense
>>> of unnecessary hardware.
>>I went someplace tonight, it was supposed to be classy and newly refurbished
>>but they had no seats on their toilets. The pan was like a moulded stainless
>>steel that incorporated the shape of a seat, well almost. Very hygienic and
>>SF looking I suppose but not very comfy, not that I sat down on it.
>>the glow in the dark stuff would be good for the chain. I can never find
>>that sort of flush when I've had a few and it's dark.
>>
>
>i miss the tank on the wall terlits. when i got pissed i could always lean into the chain and flush while i passed out.

you mean you people actually flush toilets when you're out on the piss
somewhere? next you'll be saying you clear up your own sick.


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>jamesretief@verizon.net (e) wrote in message news:<pS6vb.394941$Te.2869070@news.easynews.com>...
>> >Hi Bob
>> >Have you thought about putting fatted calf on the menu this week?
>
>> hummingbird tongues in aspic would be quite nice.
>
>There was an excellent recipe floating around Usenet a couple of years
>back for Tongue with Apricots.

tongue? bleugh. eat what? but it's been in someone else's mouth.


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>tongue? bleugh. eat what? but it's been in someone else's mouth.
>
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like you've never had your tongue in someone elses mouth?

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>>i miss the tank on the wall terlits. when i got pissed i could always lean
> into the chain and flush while i passed out.
>
>you mean you people actually flush toilets when you're out on the piss
>somewhere? next you'll be saying you clear up your own sick.
>
>
if we didn't our mum's would hide us.

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jamesretief@verizon.net (e) went:

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>>>i miss the tank on the wall terlits. when i got pissed i could always lean
>> into the chain and flush while i passed out.
>>
>>you mean you people actually flush toilets when you're out on the piss
>>somewhere? next you'll be saying you clear up your own sick.
>>
>>
>if we didn't our mum's would hide us.

would they hide you in a cupboard?


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>jamesretief@verizon.net (e) went:
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>>>>i miss the tank on the wall terlits. when i got pissed i could always lean
>>> into the chain and flush while i passed out.
>>>
>>>you mean you people actually flush toilets when you're out on the piss
>>>somewhere? next you'll be saying you clear up your own sick.
>>>
>>>
>>if we didn't our mum's would hide us.
>
>would they hide you in a cupboard?
>
>
hide as in removing a layer.

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jamesretief@verizon.net (e) went:

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>>jamesretief@verizon.net (e) went:
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>>>
>>>>>i miss the tank on the wall terlits. when i got pissed i could always lean
>>>> into the chain and flush while i passed out.
>>>>
>>>>you mean you people actually flush toilets when you're out on the piss
>>>>somewhere? next you'll be saying you clear up your own sick.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>if we didn't our mum's would hide us.
>>
>>would they hide you in a cupboard?
>>
>>
>hide as in removing a layer.

like the invisible man when he takes his bandages off?


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jamesretief@verizon.net (e) went:

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>>tongue? bleugh. eat what? but it's been in someone else's mouth.
>>
>>
>like you've never had your tongue in someone elses mouth?

i've had it worse places than that, which is why i would never eat
one. but it was a viv stanshall quote i'm surprised you missed.


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