Limescale

[Wayne Boatwright]

Barbecue Bob <bunny@nospam.com> wrote in
news:bunny-CD6D3D.18341909012004@corp-radius.supernews.com:

> In article <Xns9469DAEA19070wayneboatwright@204.127.36.1>,
> Wayne Boatwright <WayneBoatWright@SMN.worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
>> Barbecue Bob <bunny@nospam.com> wrote in
>> news:bunny-004A3B.20033107012004@corp-radius.supernews.com:
>>
>> > In article
>> > <a8f54ce9f380c850ff0d799855b4b398@grapevine.islandn et.com>,
>> > "Sweep" <sweep@spam.free> wrote:
>> >
>> >> "Phisherman" <nobody@noone.com> wrote in message
>> >> news:8f3ovvsfq5olbkc91n0jel54sd36m3rcg8@4ax.com...
>> >> > On Wed, 7 Jan 2004 15:11:01 +1100, "David Thomson"
>> >> > <bandwagon30@ozemail.com.au> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> > >Can someone please help with suggestions to remove limescsale
>> >> > >from toilet bowls? As I have a septic tank, I have to be very
>> >> > >careful about what I
>> >> put
>> >> > >into it.
>> >> > >Many thanks
>> >> > >David
>> >> > >
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > There are several commercial products that should work well.
>> >> > CRL, The Works, and LimeAway are such products. Empty the bowel
>> >> > using a plastic cup before using the product.
>> >>
>> >> ha ha ha Toilet humour
>> >>
>> >>
>> > At Barbecue Bob's, you won't need a plastic cup to empty the bowel.
>> > There's never a line because we have 74 stalls!
>>
>> Oy! 74 stalls and only 3 tables to eat at? Doesn't speak too well
>> of your food!
>
> Since we installed an internet terminal in each stall, that's where
> most customers prefer to eat.

Hmmm... Must be better food in there, too!

[Dawn]

On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 18:34:19 -0500, Barbecue Bob <bunny@nospam.com>
wrote:

>In article <Xns9469DAEA19070wayneboatwright@204.127.36.1>,
> Wayne Boatwright <WayneBoatWright@SMN.worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
>> Barbecue Bob <bunny@nospam.com> wrote in
>> news:bunny-004A3B.20033107012004@corp-radius.supernews.com:
>>
>> > In article <a8f54ce9f380c850ff0d799855b4b398@grapevine.islandn et.com>,
>> > "Sweep" <sweep@spam.free> wrote:
>> >
>> >> "Phisherman" <nobody@noone.com> wrote in message
>> >> news:8f3ovvsfq5olbkc91n0jel54sd36m3rcg8@4ax.com...
>> >> > On Wed, 7 Jan 2004 15:11:01 +1100, "David Thomson"
>> >> > <bandwagon30@ozemail.com.au> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> > >Can someone please help with suggestions to remove limescsale from
>> >> > >toilet bowls? As I have a septic tank, I have to be very careful
>> >> > >about what I
>> >> put
>> >> > >into it.
>> >> > >Many thanks
>> >> > >David
>> >> > >
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > There are several commercial products that should work well. CRL,
>> >> > The Works, and LimeAway are such products. Empty the bowel using a
>> >> > plastic cup before using the product.
>> >>
>> >> ha ha ha Toilet humour
>> >>
>> >>
>> > At Barbecue Bob's, you won't need a plastic cup to empty the bowel.
>> > There's never a line because we have 74 stalls!
>>
>> Oy! 74 stalls and only 3 tables to eat at? Doesn't speak too well of
>> your food!
>
>Since we installed an internet terminal in each stall, that's where most
>customers prefer to eat.
Would I be allowed in?
I don't have a dongle!

[Barbecue Bob]

In article <tk40005q2kp0dt2jijq194ih2ihjdl5smq@4ax.com>,
Dawn <dawn@noyoudont.uk> wrote:

> On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 18:34:19 -0500, Barbecue Bob <bunny@nospam.com>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >Since we installed an internet terminal in each stall, that's where most
> >customers prefer to eat.
> Would I be allowed in?
> I don't have a dongle!

At one time I didn't even know what a dongle was! In those days, a
grouchy old man and his houseboys used to buy one meat pie and stay in
the restroom all day. I had to have security cameras installed to see
what they were doing. They were using my terminals to troll the usenet
anonymously!

That's why we require our customers to have dongles. Cindi, our
attendant, will give you one if you ask. You'll need photographic
identification but won't have to leave a deposit.
--
Barbecue Bob serving family-style roast bunny
at convenient restaurants
from Montana to New Mexico

[Ralph Mowery]

> >
> > There are several commercial products that should work well. CRL, The
> > Works, and LimeAway are such products. Empty the bowel using a
> > plastic cup before using the product.
>
>

Usually poring a bucket of water in the bowel will cause it to empty.

[Dawn]

On Sat, 10 Jan 2004 14:18:45 -0500, Barbecue Bob <bunny@nospam.com>
wrote:

>In article <tk40005q2kp0dt2jijq194ih2ihjdl5smq@4ax.com>,
> Dawn <dawn@noyoudont.uk> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 18:34:19 -0500, Barbecue Bob <bunny@nospam.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >Since we installed an internet terminal in each stall, that's where most
>> >customers prefer to eat.
>> Would I be allowed in?
>> I don't have a dongle!
>
>At one time I didn't even know what a dongle was! In those days, a
>grouchy old man and his houseboys used to buy one meat pie
>and stay in
>the restroom all day.

Not a Fray Bentos meat pie was it?

> I had to have security cameras installed to see
>what they were doing. They were using my terminals to troll the usenet
>anonymously!
>That's why we require our customers to have dongles. Cindi, our
>attendant, will give you one if you ask.

I wondered where Cindi had gone

> You'll need photographic
>identification but won't have to leave a deposit.
rotfl

[Sweep]

"Barbecue Bob" <bunny@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:bunny-B8B05D.14184410012004@corp-radius.supernews.com...
> In article <tk40005q2kp0dt2jijq194ih2ihjdl5smq@4ax.com>,
> Dawn <dawn@noyoudont.uk> wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 18:34:19 -0500, Barbecue Bob <bunny@nospam.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >Since we installed an internet terminal in each stall, that's where
most
> > >customers prefer to eat.
> > Would I be allowed in?
> > I don't have a dongle!
>
> At one time I didn't even know what a dongle was! In those days, a
> grouchy old man and his houseboys used to buy one meat pie and stay in
> the restroom all day. I had to have security cameras installed to see
> what they were doing. They were using my terminals to troll the usenet
> anonymously!
>
> That's why we require our customers to have dongles. Cindi, our
> attendant, will give you one if you ask. You'll need photographic
> identification but won't have to leave a deposit.

McDonalds are going the Wi-Fi route so he may be trolling and eating a
happy meal there instead.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/business/articles/timid72664?source=

[Barbecue Bob]

In article <mdb6005vs0stttbeihuceegqupq2t3ns0o@4ax.com>,
Dawn <dawn@noyoudont.uk> wrote:

> On Sat, 10 Jan 2004 14:18:45 -0500, Barbecue Bob <bunny@nospam.com>
> wrote:
> >
> >At one time I didn't even know what a dongle was! In those days, a
> >grouchy old man and his houseboys used to buy one meat pie
> >and stay in
> >the restroom all day.
>
> Not a Fray Bentos meat pie was it?

Sounds familiar.

>
> > I had to have security cameras installed to see
> >what they were doing. They were using my terminals to troll the usenet
> >anonymously!
> >That's why we require our customers to have dongles. Cindi, our
> >attendant, will give you one if you ask.
>
> I wondered where Cindi had gone
>
She showed up here hitchhiking. She said she'd run off with a usenet
gigolo, and when her money was gone, so was he.
--
Barbecue Bob serving family-style roast bunny
at convenient restaurants
from Montana to New Mexico