Unfinished hardwood floor

[Mrs Bonk]

arctanc@hotmail.com (Homer Brewer) wrote in message news:<b7e8940b.0401131310.70d5d1ab@posting.google.com>...
> arse@cutey.com (Mrs Bonk) wrote in message news:<8c92a84c.0401130445.402a73f5@posting.google.com>...
> > Barbecue Bob <bunny@nospam.com> wrote in message news:<bunny-002A2D.23264912012004@corp-radius.supernews.com>...
> > > In article <p6b6009nslq754ucavcp2eql5kc4lrm1en@4ax.com>,
> > > Dawn <dawn@noyoudont.uk> wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > > Thanks Gary. Lovely post again!
> > >
> > > Careful, Honey. I'm not saying Gary is the gigolo who led Cindi astray,
> > > but she did she he was a smooth talker. Is it just a coincidence that
> > > Gary uses tung oil?
> >
> > Gary and Cindi? I don't believe a word. You are trying to blacken dear
> > Gary's name in the hope Dawn will stop pestering him and then you can
> > try sweet talking her.
>
> Mrs. Bonk, would you please wake up and smell the whiskey?

You've been drinking again Homer!

> His
> neighbors in Knoxville may know him as good old Gary, but in
> professional circles, he's known as Phisherman, Phisher of Women.

so we have more than one Gigolo Gary? How nice for me!

> Moonshiners get blamed because the Smoky Mountains are so smokey and
> the trees are dying. It's not our fault. It's chlorine gas.
>
> Think about this. The last time we heard from Cindi, she was telling
> Phish she was going to mix up a batch of bleach and vinegar as he
> recommended.
Oh No!

[Gary V. Deutschmann, Sr.]

arse@cutey.com (Mrs Bonk) verbositized:

>Have you thought of writing for Mills and Boon?

Nope, just sitting here on the front porch with Eb & Zeek watching the
grass grow.
And we DID get Master Card to help simplify our hectic lives!

Trouble is, most of the local stores here only take pigs or chickens
for services rendered or products purchased.;)

The local grocer tallies up your order on the outside of a brown paper
bag, then jots it down on a little pad, one for each customer, which
he keeps in a rack by the checkout counter.;)

Since it's winter, if you bring in a log or two and drop them down in
the rack by the pot belly stove, he adds a credit to your little pad
for them. Unless of course you wake up his dog while doing so, then
his wife chases you out of the store with her broom.;)

I may have exaggerated just a tad, but not by much, hi hi.....

TTUL
Gary

[Gary V. Deutschmann, Sr.]

arctanc@hotmail.com (Homer Brewer) verbositized:

>Mrs. Bonk, would you please wake up and smell the whiskey? His
>neighbors in Knoxville may know him as good old Gary, but in
>professional circles, he's known as Phisherman, Phisher of Women.
>
Is it MY fault that I wore out 3 of em and am working on number 4?

And that was a mixture of Bleach and Ammonia intended for Bar Be Que
Boob's!

TTUL
Gary

[Barbecue Bob]

In article <40055395.49481234@news.galilei.com>,
raiar@bbs.galilei.com.nospam (Gary V. Deutschmann, Sr.) wrote:

> arctanc@hotmail.com (Homer Brewer) verbositized:
>
> >Mrs. Bonk, would you please wake up and smell the whiskey? His
> >neighbors in Knoxville may know him as good old Gary, but in
> >professional circles, he's known as Phisherman, Phisher of Women.
> >
> Is it MY fault that I wore out 3 of em and am working on number 4?
>
> And that was a mixture of Bleach and Ammonia intended for Bar Be Que
> Boob's!
>
Are you the one who taught Cindi to call me that? When she came begging
me for a job, I told her she'd have to clean up her act. She's a lot
more refined than she used to be.

Speaking of refined, we use the finest grade flax oil in our
award-winning chef's salad. In the event of an oil spill, we throw down
sawdust, which is subsequently spread in the dining room, then swept up.
This maintains a beautiful oil finish and keeps the floor clean enough
to eat from.
--
Barbecue Bob serving family-style roast bunny
at convenient restaurants
from Montana to New Mexico

[Dawn]

On 14 Jan 2004 04:25:42 -0800, arse@cutey.com (Mrs Bonk) wrote:


>> arse@cutey.com (Mrs Bonk) wrote in message news:<8c92a84c.0401130445.402a73f5@posting.google.com>...
>> > Barbecue Bob <bunny@nospam.com> wrote in message news:<bunny-002A2D.23264912012004@corp-radius.supernews.com>...
>> > > In article <p6b6009nslq754ucavcp2eql5kc4lrm1en@4ax.com>,
>> > You are trying to blacken dear
>> > Gary's name in the hope Dawn will stop pestering him and then you can
>> > try sweet talking her.
W H A T???
I don't believe this
Pestering Gary indeed !!!!