avioding unwanted attention

[Lloyd Randall]

The other day I tried a front-loading washer. My clothes came out so
clean and soft that I'm tempted to wear fresh clothes every day.

However, an unpleasant experience in 1967 makes me hesitate to buy a
front-loader. I went to Hollywood to see "Camelot." I'd been warned
that there were men with unusual appetites in Hollywood. As I walked to
the bus station, one of those men kept driving slowly past and looking
at me.

Is there any way I can wear clean, soft clothing without attracting such
attention?

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Best Regards,
Lloyd

[Mrs Bonk]

"Lloyd Randall" <broth@eels.net> wrote in message
news:broth-45EB98.12442417062004@corp-radius.supernews.com...
> The other day I tried a front-loading washer. My clothes came out so
> clean and soft that I'm tempted to wear fresh clothes every day.
>
> However, an unpleasant experience in 1967 makes me hesitate to buy a
> front-loader. I went to Hollywood to see "Camelot." I'd been warned
> that there were men with unusual appetites in Hollywood. As I walked to
> the bus station, one of those men kept driving slowly past and looking
> at me.
>
> Is there any way I can wear clean, soft clothing without attracting such
> attention?

You need a dolly bird on your arm when you are out and about. I am going to
volunteer my services. I'm not exactly a spring chicken but I'll do for the
job, can you carry shopping?
e mail me for more details.
Tip:
If you wash your padded bra in a front loader be sure not to use powder.
PS
I didn't know they did the lottery in Hollywood and in '67? .....Are you
sure?

[Vox Humana]

"Mrs Bonk" <arse@cutey.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Lloyd Randall" <broth@eels.net> wrote in message
> news:broth-45EB98.12442417062004@corp-radius.supernews.com...
> > The other day I tried a front-loading washer. My clothes came out so
> > clean and soft that I'm tempted to wear fresh clothes every day.
> >
> > However, an unpleasant experience in 1967 makes me hesitate to buy a
> > front-loader. I went to Hollywood to see "Camelot." I'd been warned
> > that there were men with unusual appetites in Hollywood. As I walked to
> > the bus station, one of those men kept driving slowly past and looking
> > at me.
> >
> > Is there any way I can wear clean, soft clothing without attracting such
> > attention?
>
> You need a dolly bird on your arm when you are out and about. I am going
to
> volunteer my services. I'm not exactly a spring chicken but I'll do for
the
> job, can you carry shopping?
> e mail me for more details.
> Tip:
> If you wash your padded bra in a front loader be sure not to use powder.
> PS
> I didn't know they did the lottery in Hollywood and in '67? .....Are you
> sure?

It was probably his padded bra that drew attention.