Barbecue Bob
06-08-2005, 08:32 PM
In article <35pl34F4pmli2U1@individual.net>,
"altheim" <altheim@freeuk.com> wrote:
> "Mrs Bonk" <arse@cutey.com> wrote:
> > "Marcia Pease" <mbear@nospam.address> wrote:
> > > Jerry Avins <jya@ieee.org> wrote:
> > > > Marcia Pease wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > FH had his account canceled for treating AHC as his dating bar. I
> > don't
> > > > > know if the management of a less respected group such as
> > > > > alt.cooking-chat is equally strict, but if you value your internet
> > > > > privileges it might be wise to do your dating at Walmart and not here!
> > > >
> > > > Do you mean to say that someone can be blackballed there for flirting?
> > > > Not here, thank goodness! I suppose that if I were to become obnoxious
> > > > enough, my own ISP would cancel my account. Right now, that seems
> > > > unlikely to happen.
> > > >
> > > FH was forever whinking at new posters and inviting them to meet him at
> > > Walmart. He would make overtures to men without telling them that he,
> > > too, was a man. He repeatedly insulted our Director of Disciplinary
> > > Action for rejecting his advances.
> > >
> > > Mrs. Bonk has a longstanding relationship with Gary, a cyber gigolo.
> > > Recently she managed to spark a flame war between him and Choreboy.
> > > This was distressing to our corporate sponsors.
> >
> > Please ignore Marcia and her fabrications dear group.
> > To Marcia:
> > This is absolute nonsense. I had nothing to do with that war and I repeat
> > that Gary is a gentleman of the highest standing. It wouldn't surprise me if
> > you were after him yourself but I can tell you straight off he wouldn't be
> > interested in the likes of you for one minute - that much is plain to see. I
> > daresay you went into his killfile a long time ago.
> > Now why don't you scuttle off to AHC like a good girl and leave me in peace
> > to sort out my doughboys.
> >
>
> OK enough! Time to ask - what does AHC stand for? I've done a
> search and all I could find was alt.horror.chluthu, or something like
> that. Does that mean you have tattoos and a stud through your nose?
>
It's alt.home.cleaning. Marcey calls us the most respected group on
usenet. Before the Board hired her, we had a bad reputation. Most of
the flame wars were about cleaning. The board adopted a Charter that
prohibits the Director of Disciplinary Action from posting anything
about cleaning. That keeps Marcey above controversies.
She pulled strings and got rid of the bad apples and things were smooth
until recently. Then Gary said something about a special room where he
bottles a pressure-sensitive, variable-density product, and Choreboy
concluded that he must be a terrorist.
I think Gary is just a moonshiner who waters down his distillate to be
price-competitive and avoid laying workers off. I wish the Director of
Homeland Security would post a message letting us know one way or the
other.
--
Barbecue Bob serving family-style roast bunny
at convenient restaurants
from Montana to New Mexico
"altheim" <altheim@freeuk.com> wrote:
> "Mrs Bonk" <arse@cutey.com> wrote:
> > "Marcia Pease" <mbear@nospam.address> wrote:
> > > Jerry Avins <jya@ieee.org> wrote:
> > > > Marcia Pease wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > FH had his account canceled for treating AHC as his dating bar. I
> > don't
> > > > > know if the management of a less respected group such as
> > > > > alt.cooking-chat is equally strict, but if you value your internet
> > > > > privileges it might be wise to do your dating at Walmart and not here!
> > > >
> > > > Do you mean to say that someone can be blackballed there for flirting?
> > > > Not here, thank goodness! I suppose that if I were to become obnoxious
> > > > enough, my own ISP would cancel my account. Right now, that seems
> > > > unlikely to happen.
> > > >
> > > FH was forever whinking at new posters and inviting them to meet him at
> > > Walmart. He would make overtures to men without telling them that he,
> > > too, was a man. He repeatedly insulted our Director of Disciplinary
> > > Action for rejecting his advances.
> > >
> > > Mrs. Bonk has a longstanding relationship with Gary, a cyber gigolo.
> > > Recently she managed to spark a flame war between him and Choreboy.
> > > This was distressing to our corporate sponsors.
> >
> > Please ignore Marcia and her fabrications dear group.
> > To Marcia:
> > This is absolute nonsense. I had nothing to do with that war and I repeat
> > that Gary is a gentleman of the highest standing. It wouldn't surprise me if
> > you were after him yourself but I can tell you straight off he wouldn't be
> > interested in the likes of you for one minute - that much is plain to see. I
> > daresay you went into his killfile a long time ago.
> > Now why don't you scuttle off to AHC like a good girl and leave me in peace
> > to sort out my doughboys.
> >
>
> OK enough! Time to ask - what does AHC stand for? I've done a
> search and all I could find was alt.horror.chluthu, or something like
> that. Does that mean you have tattoos and a stud through your nose?
>
It's alt.home.cleaning. Marcey calls us the most respected group on
usenet. Before the Board hired her, we had a bad reputation. Most of
the flame wars were about cleaning. The board adopted a Charter that
prohibits the Director of Disciplinary Action from posting anything
about cleaning. That keeps Marcey above controversies.
She pulled strings and got rid of the bad apples and things were smooth
until recently. Then Gary said something about a special room where he
bottles a pressure-sensitive, variable-density product, and Choreboy
concluded that he must be a terrorist.
I think Gary is just a moonshiner who waters down his distillate to be
price-competitive and avoid laying workers off. I wish the Director of
Homeland Security would post a message letting us know one way or the
other.
--
Barbecue Bob serving family-style roast bunny
at convenient restaurants
from Montana to New Mexico