I thought this ditty was cute.

[Amy Johnson]

MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!

I don't do windows because.....
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because....
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel
terrible( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they
agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because .
I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because ...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

I don't pull weeds in the garden because ..
I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.

I don't put things away because ...
I will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they
invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because ...
"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and
become a wrinkled up crusty ol' Man loving crusty ol' women !!!!

And mine is working fine!



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[Nan]

Heh, I'm pinching this for another of my groups :-)

Nan


On Sat, 14 May 2005 10:10:05 -0500, "Amy Johnson"
<abj814@shoes.cebridge.net> wrote:

>MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
>
>I don't do windows because.....
>I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
>
>I don't wax floors because....
>I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel
>terrible( plus they may sue me.)
>
>I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
>They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they
>agree with everything I say.
>
>I don't disturb cobwebs because .
>I want every creature to have a home of their own.
>
>I don't Spring Clean because ...
>I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
>
>I don't pull weeds in the garden because ..
>I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.
>
>I don't put things away because ...
>I will never be able to find them again.
>
>I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ...
>I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they
>invite me over for dinner.
>
>I don't iron because
>I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
>
>I don't stress much on anything because ...
> "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and
> become a wrinkled up crusty ol' Man loving crusty ol' women !!!!
>
>And mine is working fine!
>
>
>
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