Re: Genuinely menacing

"Nodffellowt" <nodfellow1@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<bpd5ss$eoa$1@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk>...

> It's impractical to share a furry toilet seat due to careless wee-wee
> winkles. Far better to invest in a decent seat, preferably a glow in the
> dark model. Fortunately, we live in an age where technology is advancing
> rapidly and they're not that expensive nowadays. The newer style is
> Strontium Aluminate with Europium as an activator and that powder is
> embedded into the toilet seats.

These new fangled toilet seats are all very well but what about their
cleaning? How do they take to a drop of bleach or a good scrub with a
dab of Ajax?
I really don't know what our Grandmothers would have made of all this.
Ragout

In article <8f036b1e.0311181614.e207564@posting.google.com> ,
popragout@hotmail.com (Ragout) wrote:

> "Nodffellowt" <nodfellow1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:<bpd5ss$eoa$1@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>
> > It's impractical to share a furry toilet seat due to careless wee-wee
> > winkles. Far better to invest in a decent seat, preferably a glow in the
> > dark model. Fortunately, we live in an age where technology is advancing
> > rapidly and they're not that expensive nowadays. The newer style is
> > Strontium Aluminate with Europium as an activator and that powder is
> > embedded into the toilet seats.

We mix that stuff in salt licks for the deer, the antelope, and the
varmints. It makes them easy to shoot at night. We use the hides for
furry, glowing toilet seats. They're very popular in Beverly Hills.
>
> These new fangled toilet seats are all very well but what about their
> cleaning? How do they take to a drop of bleach or a good scrub with a
> dab of Ajax?
> I really don't know what our Grandmothers would have made of all this.
> Ragout

Our grannies preferred the kind that could be snapped off the hinges,
run through the washing machine, and hung out on the line. That's the
kind we use in my restaurants. To keep the seats clean, we don't put
them back on. With our generous servings of beverages and the cozy
lighting in our restrooms, our customers have yet to notice the absense
of unnecessary hardware.
--
Barbecue Bob serving family-style roast bunny
at convenient restaurants
from Montana to New Mexico

"Barbecue Bob" <bunny@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:bunny-737EF8.00222819112003@corp-radius.supernews.com...
> In article <8f036b1e.0311181614.e207564@posting.google.com> ,
> popragout@hotmail.com (Ragout) wrote:
>
> > "Nodffellowt" <nodfellow1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:<bpd5ss$eoa$1@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk>...
> >
> > > It's impractical to share a furry toilet seat due to careless wee-wee
> > > winkles. Far better to invest in a decent seat, preferably a glow in
the
> > > dark model. Fortunately, we live in an age where technology is
advancing
> > > rapidly and they're not that expensive nowadays. The newer style is
> > > Strontium Aluminate with Europium as an activator and that powder is
> > > embedded into the toilet seats.
>
> We mix that stuff in salt licks for the deer, the antelope, and the
> varmints. It makes them easy to shoot at night. We use the hides for
> furry, glowing toilet seats. They're very popular in Beverly Hills.
> >
> > These new fangled toilet seats are all very well but what about their
> > cleaning? How do they take to a drop of bleach or a good scrub with a
> > dab of Ajax?
> > I really don't know what our Grandmothers would have made of all this.
> > Ragout
>
> Our grannies preferred the kind that could be snapped off the hinges,
> run through the washing machine, and hung out on the line. That's the
> kind we use in my restaurants. To keep the seats clean, we don't put
> them back on. With our generous servings of beverages and the cozy
> lighting in our restrooms, our customers have yet to notice the absense
> of unnecessary hardware.
> --
> Barbecue Bob serving family-style roast bunny
> at convenient restaurants
> from Montana to New Mexico


Sounds like a trousers round the ankles feet on the door cos there ain't no
lock on the door kind of establishment
we all know that that can ruin ones evening eh kids?


rg

"Barbecue Bob" <bunny@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:bunny-737EF8.00222819112003@corp-radius.supernews.com...
> In article <8f036b1e.0311181614.e207564@posting.google.com> ,
> popragout@hotmail.com (Ragout) wrote:
>
> > "Nodffellowt" <nodfellow1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:<bpd5ss$eoa$1@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk>...
> >
> > > It's impractical to share a furry toilet seat due to careless wee-wee
> > > winkles. Far better to invest in a decent seat, preferably a glow in
the
> > > dark model. Fortunately, we live in an age where technology is
advancing
> > > rapidly and they're not that expensive nowadays. The newer style is
> > > Strontium Aluminate with Europium as an activator and that powder is
> > > embedded into the toilet seats.
>
> We mix that stuff in salt licks for the deer, the antelope, and the
> varmints. It makes them easy to shoot at night. We use the hides for
> furry, glowing toilet seats. They're very popular in Beverly Hills.
> >
> > These new fangled toilet seats are all very well but what about their
> > cleaning? How do they take to a drop of bleach or a good scrub with a
> > dab of Ajax?
> > I really don't know what our Grandmothers would have made of all this.
> > Ragout
>
> Our grannies preferred the kind that could be snapped off the hinges,
> run through the washing machine, and hung out on the line. That's the
> kind we use in my restaurants. To keep the seats clean, we don't put
> them back on. With our generous servings of beverages and the cozy
> lighting in our restrooms, our customers have yet to notice the absense
> of unnecessary hardware.
I went someplace tonight, it was supposed to be classy and newly refurbished
but they had no seats on their toilets. The pan was like a moulded stainless
steel that incorporated the shape of a seat, well almost. Very hygienic and
SF looking I suppose but not very comfy, not that I sat down on it.
the glow in the dark stuff would be good for the chain. I can never find
that sort of flush when I've had a few and it's dark.

Barbecue Bob <bunny@nospam.com> wrote in message news:<bunny-
>
> > "Nodffellowt" <nodfellow1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:<bpd5ss$eoa$1@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk>...
> >
> > > It's impractical to share a furry toilet seat due to careless wee-wee
> > > winkles. Far better to invest in a decent seat, preferably a glow in the
> > > dark model. Fortunately, we live in an age where technology is advancing
> > > rapidly and they're not that expensive nowadays. The newer style is
> > > Strontium Aluminate with Europium as an activator and that powder is
> > > embedded into the toilet seats.
>
> We mix that stuff in salt licks for the deer, the antelope, and the
> varmints. It makes them easy to shoot at night. We use the hides for
> furry, glowing toilet seats. They're very popular in Beverly Hills.
> >
> > These new fangled toilet seats are all very well but what about their
> > cleaning? How do they take to a drop of bleach or a good scrub with a
> > dab of Ajax?
> > I really don't know what our Grandmothers would have made of all this.
> > Ragout
>
> Our grannies preferred the kind that could be snapped off the hinges,
> run through the washing machine, and hung out on the line. That's the
> kind we use in my restaurants. To keep the seats clean, we don't put
> them back on. With our generous servings of beverages and the cozy
> lighting in our restrooms, our customers have yet to notice the absense
> of unnecessary hardware.

Hi Bob
Have you thought about putting fatted calf on the menu this week?
Ragout

>
>"Barbecue Bob" <bunny@nospam.com> wrote in message
>news:bunny-737EF8.00222819112003@corp-radius.supernews.com...
>> In article <8f036b1e.0311181614.e207564@posting.google.com> ,
>> popragout@hotmail.com (Ragout) wrote:
>>
>> > "Nodffellowt" <nodfellow1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> > news:<bpd5ss$eoa$1@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>> >
>> > > It's impractical to share a furry toilet seat due to careless wee-wee
>> > > winkles. Far better to invest in a decent seat, preferably a glow in
>the
>> > > dark model. Fortunately, we live in an age where technology is
>advancing
>> > > rapidly and they're not that expensive nowadays. The newer style is
>> > > Strontium Aluminate with Europium as an activator and that powder is
>> > > embedded into the toilet seats.
>>
>> We mix that stuff in salt licks for the deer, the antelope, and the
>> varmints. It makes them easy to shoot at night. We use the hides for
>> furry, glowing toilet seats. They're very popular in Beverly Hills.
>> >
>> > These new fangled toilet seats are all very well but what about their
>> > cleaning? How do they take to a drop of bleach or a good scrub with a
>> > dab of Ajax?
>> > I really don't know what our Grandmothers would have made of all this.
>> > Ragout
>>
>> Our grannies preferred the kind that could be snapped off the hinges,
>> run through the washing machine, and hung out on the line. That's the
>> kind we use in my restaurants. To keep the seats clean, we don't put
>> them back on. With our generous servings of beverages and the cozy
>> lighting in our restrooms, our customers have yet to notice the absense
>> of unnecessary hardware.
>I went someplace tonight, it was supposed to be classy and newly refurbished
>but they had no seats on their toilets. The pan was like a moulded stainless
>steel that incorporated the shape of a seat, well almost. Very hygienic and
>SF looking I suppose but not very comfy, not that I sat down on it.
>the glow in the dark stuff would be good for the chain. I can never find
>that sort of flush when I've had a few and it's dark.
>

i miss the tank on the wall terlits. when i got pissed i could always lean into the chain and flush while i passed out.

>Hi Bob
>Have you thought about putting fatted calf on the menu this week?
>Ragout
hummingbird tongues in aspic would be quite nice.

jamesretief@verizon.net (e) wrote in message news:<pS6vb.394941$Te.2869070@news.easynews.com>.. .
> >Hi Bob
> >Have you thought about putting fatted calf on the menu this week?

> hummingbird tongues in aspic would be quite nice.

There was an excellent recipe floating around Usenet a couple of years
back for Tongue with Apricots.

jamesretief@verizon.net (e) went:

>
>>
>>"Barbecue Bob" <bunny@nospam.com> wrote in message
>>news:bunny-737EF8.00222819112003@corp-radius.supernews.com...
>>> In article <8f036b1e.0311181614.e207564@posting.google.com> ,
>>> popragout@hotmail.com (Ragout) wrote:
>>>
>>> > "Nodffellowt" <nodfellow1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> > news:<bpd5ss$eoa$1@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>>> >
>>> > > It's impractical to share a furry toilet seat due to careless wee-wee
>>> > > winkles. Far better to invest in a decent seat, preferably a glow in
>>the
>>> > > dark model. Fortunately, we live in an age where technology is
>>advancing
>>> > > rapidly and they're not that expensive nowadays. The newer style is
>>> > > Strontium Aluminate with Europium as an activator and that powder is
>>> > > embedded into the toilet seats.
>>>
>>> We mix that stuff in salt licks for the deer, the antelope, and the
>>> varmints. It makes them easy to shoot at night. We use the hides for
>>> furry, glowing toilet seats. They're very popular in Beverly Hills.
>>> >
>>> > These new fangled toilet seats are all very well but what about their
>>> > cleaning? How do they take to a drop of bleach or a good scrub with a
>>> > dab of Ajax?
>>> > I really don't know what our Grandmothers would have made of all this.
>>> > Ragout
>>>
>>> Our grannies preferred the kind that could be snapped off the hinges,
>>> run through the washing machine, and hung out on the line. That's the
>>> kind we use in my restaurants. To keep the seats clean, we don't put
>>> them back on. With our generous servings of beverages and the cozy
>>> lighting in our restrooms, our customers have yet to notice the absense
>>> of unnecessary hardware.
>>I went someplace tonight, it was supposed to be classy and newly refurbished
>>but they had no seats on their toilets. The pan was like a moulded stainless
>>steel that incorporated the shape of a seat, well almost. Very hygienic and
>>SF looking I suppose but not very comfy, not that I sat down on it.
>>the glow in the dark stuff would be good for the chain. I can never find
>>that sort of flush when I've had a few and it's dark.
>>
>
>i miss the tank on the wall terlits. when i got pissed i could always lean into the chain and flush while i passed out.

you mean you people actually flush toilets when you're out on the piss
somewhere? next you'll be saying you clear up your own sick.


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popragout@hotmail.com (Ragout) went:

>jamesretief@verizon.net (e) wrote in message news:<pS6vb.394941$Te.2869070@news.easynews.com>.. .
>> >Hi Bob
>> >Have you thought about putting fatted calf on the menu this week?
>
>> hummingbird tongues in aspic would be quite nice.
>
>There was an excellent recipe floating around Usenet a couple of years
>back for Tongue with Apricots.

tongue? bleugh. eat what? but it's been in someone else's mouth.


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>tongue? bleugh. eat what? but it's been in someone else's mouth.
>
>
like you've never had your tongue in someone elses mouth?

>>i miss the tank on the wall terlits. when i got pissed i could always lean
> into the chain and flush while i passed out.
>
>you mean you people actually flush toilets when you're out on the piss
>somewhere? next you'll be saying you clear up your own sick.
>
>
if we didn't our mum's would hide us.

jamesretief@verizon.net (e) went:

>
>>>i miss the tank on the wall terlits. when i got pissed i could always lean
>> into the chain and flush while i passed out.
>>
>>you mean you people actually flush toilets when you're out on the piss
>>somewhere? next you'll be saying you clear up your own sick.
>>
>>
>if we didn't our mum's would hide us.

would they hide you in a cupboard?


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>jamesretief@verizon.net (e) went:
>
>>
>>>>i miss the tank on the wall terlits. when i got pissed i could always lean
>>> into the chain and flush while i passed out.
>>>
>>>you mean you people actually flush toilets when you're out on the piss
>>>somewhere? next you'll be saying you clear up your own sick.
>>>
>>>
>>if we didn't our mum's would hide us.
>
>would they hide you in a cupboard?
>
>
hide as in removing a layer.

jamesretief@verizon.net (e) went:

>
>>jamesretief@verizon.net (e) went:
>>
>>>
>>>>>i miss the tank on the wall terlits. when i got pissed i could always lean
>>>> into the chain and flush while i passed out.
>>>>
>>>>you mean you people actually flush toilets when you're out on the piss
>>>>somewhere? next you'll be saying you clear up your own sick.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>if we didn't our mum's would hide us.
>>
>>would they hide you in a cupboard?
>>
>>
>hide as in removing a layer.

like the invisible man when he takes his bandages off?


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